
A quick Google search reveals that there are no less than 37 current books available at Christian booksellers on people claiming to have gone to Heaven. Each one of them claim to bring back new revelations of what Heaven is really like. In fact, this (what one Youtuber brands) “Heavenly tourism” genre has spawned its own industry. People it seems cannot get enough of stories about Heaven. As I’ve mused before, why in the world anyone would rely on these supposed visits above and beyond what Scripture already contains is beyond me. But, here we are.
The latest installment in the Heavenly Tourism line up is Gabe Poirot’s “18 Days in Heaven.” And it does not disappoint when it comes to ramping up reader’s expectations for new material to fantasize about. For sadly, that is what this is all about – fantasy. Once it goes beyond the revelation of Scripture – it is it’s own animal. But one thing it is surely not – is genuine revelation. And no one should take it as such.
When it comes to people claiming to have extra-Biblical revelation clipped to statements like “Jesus told me” or “Jesus said to me” – we are trafficking in deep and troubling waters. It is needful to demonstrate its absurdity on the face.
If this is the God of the universe speaking – then it is incumbent on all creation to hear and comply. This is no small matter. Such recountings purport to be the very word of God! Downplay it as the authors will – it is nothing less than God speaking so as to make known to us truth He has not previously revealed in His written Word, or in the person of Jesus Christ. We cannot just toss it off if it really is God. And to claim to speak for God when God has not spoken – is serious business. Eternally serious.
As is typical of this genre, there was a crisis which rendered the reporter unconscious, near dead or dead – precipitating his skyward journey. For Gabe Poirot, it was a skate-boarding accident. He suffered severe head trauma, and there appears to be no reason to doubt that part of his story. As a result, he spent 18 days in a coma. Again, that all seems valid. And then the fun stuff begins. For as Gabe says in his introduction “He [God] told me to write this for you.” We are not even into the book proper yet when we find out Gabe has a unique divine mission from God to write this book. And since God told him to write it – we must be responsible to read and accept it. Right? Wrong.
In an interview I’ve seen, Gabe says we don’t need to take anything he says as absolute truth. Kind of take it or leave it. But from this statement, we are left with a critical conflict. If God personally directed him to write it – for me – I truly do not have an option to disregard it. I am required to take in and reverence every word God speaks. Especially when it is commissioned in this way – right?
You see the quandry. You see the danger in these sorts of unguarded statements. We cannot just ignore them. We either take it as God giving a divine directive I am responsible to consider, or not. But it cannot be both divinely directed and no big deal if I ignore it. Here is the cognitive dissonance so prevalent in circles where “God told me…” is spoken with careless abandon. And it is the means whereby the capacity to make sound judgments regarding truth claims is eroded. For such an approach requires me to accept two entirely contradictory stances at the same time. When that happens, truth and our ability to evaluate it goes out the window.
We’re not too far in when we encounter statements that just plain sound – odd. Fishy. Gabe reports that while he is freshly in the hospital: “Nurses spoke of me in the past tense: “He didn’t even write a last will, did he?” (Pg. 22) Seriously? The nurses speculated on his having written (or not) a “last will”? Did they know him? Who would say something like this regarding a 21 year old accident victim? Mmmmm. I won’t judge. I’ll leave it to you.
On page. 32, Gabe recounts God’s throne room. “There were countless beings all around, elders and living creatures (cherubim) and the seven Spirits.” Apparently the “seven spirits” are separate entities, and not a means of referring to the Holy Spirit. Curious. I’ll leave you to do your own homework on that one.
As with so many others, Gabe expostulates on our individual mansions: “There are many mansions in heaven—one for every son and daughter. But they weren’t just plopped down into existence—they were handcrafted and emanating as an extension of the very heart of the greatest Carpenter of all time. He delights in building every centimeter of your home.” (p. 33)
This is such a common misconception based upon a misreading of John 14:2, I thought it hardly worth mentioning. The idea of individual mansions is errant. I would speculate that what he had heard before is simply informing his thoughts now.
It is difficult to reconcile his reference to “endless beaches” with “Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and the sea was no more.” (Rev. 21) Or the “streets” (plural) of gold rather than the singular street of Rev. 21 – transparent like glass.
Then there are any number of statements that I just cannot make heads nor tails of. When speaking of Jesus he says: “I was cut from the same cloth as Him.” Or “His wrists and nailed eternally to that cross.” Nailed eternally to that cross? It is nonsensical.
On p. 39 Gabe once again repeats a common misconception by some, alluding to Jer. 31:34 (and other places). The idea is that He does not remember our sins AGAINST us anymore. How do we know He remembers all our sins? The Scripture itself eternally records the sins of some of His dearest saints. He is importing ideas he has heard into his “experience.” Gabe actually portrays Christ as mystified that Gabe would bring up his sins since Jesus actually has no remembrance of them at all. Not just that they are dismissed, he belabors that Jesus is befuddled.
It is on page 41 that we begin to get into some really dicey stuff. First, Jesus supposedly tells Gabe to: “reveal to everyone who I really am.”
Wait! What? We do not know who Jesus really is? We do not know what the Scripture has said about Him? Gabe has something more? A new revelation – above and beyond what we can get from the Bible? We do not really know who he is but Gabe is going to tell us?
Seriously, this is utterly astounding. this statement is of such supreme importance we simply cannot just let it go by. We need to grasp this – that Gabe is a newly minted representative to reveal to us who Jesus “really” is, apart from what has already been revealed in his incarnation and in his word. This is a massive, massive declaration. It cannot be passed over lightly. And yet, with this – Gabe never goes on to tell us who Jesus really is! In fact, without even starting a new sentence he appends that Jesus tells Gabe to let us know how much he (Jesus) believes in us!
Beloved if these two things do not cross over into true blasphemy, they come as close as anything can.
I am truly dumbfounded at this point. The implications are staggering. And yet trotted out and moved beyond like they are no big deal.
And so the revelation continues. Again, this is Jesus speaking – according to Gabe Jesus says: “perspective. Jesus told me that as soon as you see Him for who He really is, you will also never accept a counterfeit version of yourself. You will believe in yourself and love yourself just as He loves you.” (p. 42)
So this, is what the world needs – to believe in ourselves and love ourselves just as he does. If this is not a false Gospel above all others I do not know what is. Beloved, this is indeed blasphemous.
Now we descend into even deeper depths of horror. According to Gabe, God dreamed of him. Let’s let him put is in his own words: “Before I was on the earth, and before even the entire universe was created, I literally saw myself existing as a thought and dream the Father had of me. He said, “I will create a son who will lead My family back to me, and he will be full of joy. He will not tolerate the way of the world around him—he will rise and speak My Word. He will be such an amazing husband to his wife and father to his children. He will glorify me through all the sports he plays and books he writes and videos he creates. I can’t wait.” The light from Father God united with the earthly seed from my father and the egg of my mother in that moment, and I began my existence on earth. I was not born just on earth. I was born from the heart of the Father. As a spirit, I came from the Father of spirits.”
Though there is so very much more throughout the book – I must stop here for the sake of time and space. But let me just unpack a few key areas of this last section.
1 – Gabe’s concepts border on the idea (borrowed from Mormonism) of spiritual pre-existence. That he came from the father of spirits and was sent into his mother’s womb. He was not born on earth he says – but first – from the heart of God.
2 – Gabe is God’s anointed one (what else could he be?) who will lead God’s family back to him. Gabe is now our leader to bring us to God. Grasp the grandiosity and profundity of this claim. He is virtually a new Messiah. We need him to lead us back to God. God needs him to lead his family back to him. Apparently, we are estranged from him apart from Gabe’s efforts for us.
3 – God can’t wait for Gabe to write all his books and plays and the videos he will make. God can’t wait.
When it is all said and done, Gabe is one, singular, totally awesome being, that we as the Church absolutely need. And lest we miss the absolute authority with which all of this comes to us – Gabe says Jesus said this on p. 45 “But Jesus said over me, “He will write for Me, and his words will bring My Father great joy. He will not need a ghostwriter, for I will be his own writer, and use his own hands to communicate My heart.”
Need we hear any more? Gabe needed no ghost writer for Jesus himself has written this through Gabe. We have in fact, new Scripture. And its title is: “18 Days in Heaven.”
Reader, have nothing to do with his wicked and deceptive book. However sincere the author may be (and I will not judge his motives) I tell you it is filled not only with untruths, but blasphemy.
As 2 Tim. 2 tells us: “avoid irreverent babble, for it will lead people into more and more ungodliness, and their talk will spread like gangrene.”
This entire volume is irreverent babble – and ought to be avoided at all costs.








